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In 24 Hours, These Bernie Sanders T-Shirts Will Self-Destruct
Hey, remember when that nice and lawyer cease and desisted our most excellent Bernie Sanders For The Future T-shirts, because of how some (dumb) people might get a confuse? Well, this is your honest to goodness last chance Texaco to put one on your bosoms
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Wins Iowa Caucuses!
Guys, hot off the presses and BREAKING! and all of that stuff. The final Iowa caucus results have been released, by Donald Trump’s brain, and it turns out Ted Cruz did NOT win. Turns out Trump was the winner all along, but you didn’t know that
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Ideologies in Zelda Games Are "Kind of Scary"
Today we noticed some interesting comments from the series' producer, Eiji Aonuma, in a previous interview with GamesMaster. Aonuma talks about hearing fan feedback on how the latest in-development Zelda title is shaping up. He also talks about the fact t
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NH Primary Down To Donald Trump’s Watermelon-Sized Balls, Ted Cruz’s Vagina
In Manchester, New Hampshire, Monday night, Donald Trump continued an unbroken string of getting away with crap that would have sunk any other campaign in history, enthusiastically repeating a supporter’s shout that Ted Cruz is a pussy for hesitatin
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Florida Man Hurls Gator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window, Becomes Apex Florida Man
It’s been way too long since we’ve had the opportunity to check in on the adventures of Florida Man. Happily, he’s back. There’s just no more clever way to say this: a dude in Royal Palm Beach, Florida, hurled an alligator thr
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Nintendo Updates Zelda's Official Timeline to Fit New Games
Ever since Hyrule Historia lifted the veil on the official Zelda timeline back in 2011, fans have had a firm grasp on how the series' story has progressed chronologically from game to game. But with a few games added to the series since then, we were due
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Think Twice About Trips in Late March
My friend and #TravelSkills chat co-host Chris McGinnis recently ran a post about why you should, "If possible, avoid traveling during the last two weeks of March this year."
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5 Injuries the Patriots Dodged a Bullet With
Here are five players who went down this season who are back and fall under the "they're lucky they didn't lose them for the year" as it pertained to their ailments.
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Ohio Attorney General Lied About Planned Parenthood
Unable to substantiate the ‘baby parts for cash‘ hoax against Planned Parenthood, last December Ohio Republican Attorney General Mike DeWine tried moving the goalposts instead. Claiming that the organization had failed to “humanely&rdquo
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40 Minutes of Twilight Princess HD's Hero Mode Revealed
Hero Mode is arguably the mode many returning Twilight Princess players are most interested in. While they are pulling an Ocarina of Time 3D Master Quest style Hero Mode in Twilight Princess HD, it's still good to see just exactly how well this plays out.
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Deleted Comments Of The Week: Uh-Oh, Wonkette’s Killing White Folks Again!
Happy “Big Game Sunday” — as all the ads which haven’t paid the necessary licensing fee must call it — O ye Wonkers! Are you rooting for the one team of giant men who will suffer permanent brain damage for America’s amu
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Pro-Lifer Buys Abortion Clinic To Offer Women Enticing New Range Of BS ‘Choices’
Look. We know that the very essence of the anti-choice movement is based on just stone cold lying to women, legislatures, courts, whatever. From telling people that AIDS can get through condoms to informing abortion-having sluts that they’ll pr
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Wolf Link amiibo Up for Pre-Order in Japan
So a strange thing has happened in the world of Twilight Princess HD and amiibo land. Earlier this year Nintendo of America announced that the Wolf Link amiibo would only be available with physical copies of Twilight Princess HD, and that all physical cop
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More Stories Of Incredibly Stupid Restaurant Customers
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. Today, we’ve got one of the classics: stories of fantastically dumb restaurant customers. As always, these are real emails from real readers. I
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Nintendo's President Wants More Games Like Splatoon and Super Mario Maker
In a recent Q&A with investors, Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima talked about the Wii U and his take on the kinds of games that are made for the platform.
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Can You Handle The Ultimate Briefcase?!
Nitrome is pleased to announce that our first ever published game Ultimate Briefcase is now live on the Google Play and the Apple App Store. So if you have a mobile device you can go and download it now!
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Step by Step Guide to The Last of Us Collectibles
The Last of Us Remastered All Collectibles Video Guide
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Mean Old Government Trying To Stifle Corporations’ Sacred Right To Screw Consumers
First, Elizabeth Warren decided to persecute fraudulent banksters by naming names of corporate bad actors who were the opposite of persecuted. Senator Warren, have you no shame support of a Justice Department that merely equates fines to justice? Yep, pre
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Scientists Aroused By 99-Million-Year-Old Spider Boner: Your Saturday Nerdout
Hope you kids are ready for some full-on nerding today, because it is Saturday and we have news that brings together two of the best topics possible: Science and sexxytimes. Oh, sure, the sexxytimes involve arachnids, but that was never a problem for Toby
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Grab onto your Pole and Bravely Vault away
Vault your way through canyons and obstacles...
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34 Part Detailed The Last of Us Walkthrough
Very detailed guide to The Last of Us.
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These Idiots Again, Minus Some Idiots: Your New Hampshire Republican Debate Open Thread!
Hey, just to prove that Democrats aren’t the only party to hold debates on a weekend evening when nobody except political junkies and shut-ins — hahaha, like there is a difference! — will be watching, there is actually a Republican debat
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Fine, Here Is Your Bernie Sanders On SNL Already. Are You People Happy Now?
As everyone knows, there are two objectives for any political candidate appearing on Saturday Night Live: Get your face on SNL, and do it without embarrassing yourself too badly. And don’t even try to match the performance of Jesse Jackson when he w
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Beneath the Lighthouse is New Indie Gem and it's Free
New indie-gem, serene puzzler action about a boy in search of his granpa.
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Rust Bucket is Your Daily Dose of Turn-Based Dungeoneering
Turm based dungeons filled with traps and monsters, yum yum!
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Why Using a Matchmaker is Better Than Dating on Your Own
It's no secret that relationships are not always easy. In some cases, going to a professional matchmaker might be better than dating on your own.
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10 Signs You're an Awesome Girlfriend
A good percentage of the male population has been known to make a few mistakes when they finally find the right girl.
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Mother 3 is Finally Going to be Released in the West
We've heard rumblings about Mother 3 finally getting a Western release ever since Iwata unveiled the original Earthbound for Wii U virtual console a few years ago. Now it's looking more and more likely that we'll finally see this elusive Japanese game mad
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Twilight Princess HD Recap of all the New Features
Earlier today, Nintendo launched the official Japanese Twilight Princess HD website, offering a ton of new details on the game including GamePad functionality and Hero Mode. We did our absolute best to collect all this exciting content in one place -- we
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Hillary Clinton And Ted Cruz Go To The Olive Garden With Satan. Your Weekly Top...
Guten Morgen, Wonkers, WTF does that headline even mean? Did Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz actually have a caucus with Satan at the Olive Garden and that’s how she winned all those coin flips in the Iowa caucuses? Ted Cruz was just there because he l
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Celebs Who Had Babies at a Young Age
We can sometimes forget that famous people are just like us; and to quote the old saying, "they put their pants on just like everyone else, one leg at a time."
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The Last Of Us Remastered Secrets Revealed
Unlockables, cheats, hints and more!