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Time For Hillary And Bernie To Call Each Other Big Hairy Dumb Stupidheads Again!
Oh look it’s time to do another Democratic debate because might as well. The New Hampshire primary is over, and now Hillary and Bernie are heading to Nevada and then South Carolina, and who’s winning? DEMOCRACY IS WINNING. As usual, you have q
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Tennessee Poors Refuse To Be Drug-Addicted Welfare Queens, Unfair!
If you are a Republican lawmaker in these US-es of America, you are absolutely certain that somewhere, a bunch of people are lazying around on their fat asses using their free Obamaphones to order ‘spensive lobster from Amazon Prime, and t
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15 Best Gaming Accessories Under $50
Gaming isn't a cheap hobby, but it's great when you can find quality products for cheap.
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Cliven Bundy Arrested, Remaining Oregon Militia Jackwagons To Surrender
Big news from the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon Wednesday night. While most of the armed militia squatters are already rotting in jail as political prisoners, the FBI decided it was sick of waiting for the remaining four to surrender alr
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Cleveland To Tamir Rice: Being Dead Is No Excuse For Being A Deadbeat
Look, being shot to death by police doesn’t get you off the hook when it comes to paying your medical bills. At least according to the City of Cleveland, which filed a notice with the probate court Wednesday, demanding that the estate of Tamir Rice,
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Mario Kart Flash Mob Turned a Mall Into a Race Track
Mario Kart is a blast on Nintendo consoles, but it looks even better in real life. The team at YouTube channel Base37 recently decided it would be fun to dress up as Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Wario, Yoshi, and Donkey Kong to bring Mario Kart to life...
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On Our Inevitable Disappointment With Bernie Sanders
This is not an endorsement of Hillary Clinton. While there is much I could say about her candidacy, her qualifications, or how I loathe seeing ostensibly-progressive Democrats joyously and uncritically repeating a quarter-century’s worth of slimy ri
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Creative Crafts You Can Make Out Of Plastic Straws
The number of possible recycling projects is probably a limitless one, since there are so many different materials you can reuse.
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Zelda Maker Now Called Legend Maker
Shortly after Super Mario Maker released there was some instant fan demand for a Zelda Maker. Nintendo pretty much shot the entire idea down based solely on the fact that Super Mario Maker was so difficult to actually create.
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Here Is Your Bernie Sanders New Hampshire Victory-Palooza Speech, For You To Fap To
Big news out of New Hampshire, like they rarely say! With 92 percent (and updating!) of precincts reporting, Bernie Sanders beat Hillary Clinton in the New Hampshire primary by a 60-38 margin to become America’s first Jewish president of the New Ham
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The Science of Loving Our Dogs
In commemoration of Valentine's Day, I'm investigating the nature of affection and how human interaction benefits the health of both owner and animal companion.
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Valentine's Day Treats for Your Cat
So you've got a feline valentine. Far superior to the human variety in many ways, we say.
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Turn Up! Missy Elliott Throws A 'Pep Rally'
Before the Super Bowl yesterday (Feb. 8), Missy Elliott held a "Pep Rally" on Saturday in the form of a new, energy-filled song.
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Should Open World Be the Direction of All Future Zelda Games?
This is a bit of a premature discussion point, but the ideology behind it is certainly something worth talking about. The Zelda series started out as one of the defining series for what open world really is. The Legend of Zelda (NES) offered complete and
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New Hampshire Really, REALLY Loves That Racist Jerkhole Donald Trump
Donald Trump finally redeemed himself after his humiliating weak-baby L-O-S-E-R loser defeat in corn mazes of Iowa last week, by winning the holy OMG hot dayum bejesus out of the New Hampshire primary Tuesday night. He whoop-assed the eleventeen othe
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What You Need to Know: Zika Virus and Travel Refunds
The Zika virus is a serious matter and I wrote this tip back on January 19: Why Pregnant Women Should Consider Postponing Travel to Latin America and the Caribbean.
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Wii U and Nintendo 3DS Patch Tweaks Zelda Characters
The final wave of downloadable content for this generation's Super Smash Bros. title is now available, which adds Bayonetta and Corrin to the roster. The patch to bring them in also included some tweaks for a few Zelda fighters, which we will list below.
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Rihanna Takes Us Behind the Scenes of Bringing 'Work' To Life
If you were wondering how Rihanna came up with her new Top 10 hit, "Work," you're in luck!
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Wonkette Babby Wins All-Important New Hampshire ‘Morning Joe’ Primary
ALL HAIL WONKETTE BABY! You already know that, because you “all hail” her all the time. But if you were doing your normal routine Tuesday, which is obsessively staring at the respective Twitter feeds of Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, jus
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Kimishima: Large-Scale 3DS Games Coming Soon
During Nintendo's financial results briefing last week, company president Tatsumi Kimishima responded to a number of questions regarding the future of Nintendo systems. His responses reflected a positive outlook for the future of the 3DS, as he is anticip
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Why is Ciara Suing Her Ex For $15 Million
theJasmineBRAND.com exclusively reports, Ciara is livid with her ex-fiance & baby daddy Future for spreading lies about her being a bad mother to the public and she has slapped him with a lawsuit.
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Secret Emails Reveal The War Between Future and Ciara
theJasmineBRAND.com exclusively reports, Ciara and Future have been involved in a nasty battle behind the scenes for months.
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Zelda U and Twilight Princess HD Are Listed on Famitsu's Most Wanted
As you may know, Famitsu's most wanted list has contained two Zelda-related games for a while now: Zelda U and Hyrule Warriors Legends. Now Legends has launched in Japan, so naturally it has to be taken off the list. Another Zelda title has replaced it ho
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In 24 Hours, These Bernie Sanders T-Shirts Will Self-Destruct
Hey, remember when that nice and lawyer cease and desisted our most excellent Bernie Sanders For The Future T-shirts, because of how some (dumb) people might get a confuse? Well, this is your honest to goodness last chance Texaco to put one on your bosoms
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Wins Iowa Caucuses!
Guys, hot off the presses and BREAKING! and all of that stuff. The final Iowa caucus results have been released, by Donald Trump’s brain, and it turns out Ted Cruz did NOT win. Turns out Trump was the winner all along, but you didn’t know that
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Ideologies in Zelda Games Are "Kind of Scary"
Today we noticed some interesting comments from the series' producer, Eiji Aonuma, in a previous interview with GamesMaster. Aonuma talks about hearing fan feedback on how the latest in-development Zelda title is shaping up. He also talks about the fact t
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NH Primary Down To Donald Trump’s Watermelon-Sized Balls, Ted Cruz’s Vagina
In Manchester, New Hampshire, Monday night, Donald Trump continued an unbroken string of getting away with crap that would have sunk any other campaign in history, enthusiastically repeating a supporter’s shout that Ted Cruz is a pussy for hesitatin
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Florida Man Hurls Gator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window, Becomes Apex Florida Man
It’s been way too long since we’ve had the opportunity to check in on the adventures of Florida Man. Happily, he’s back. There’s just no more clever way to say this: a dude in Royal Palm Beach, Florida, hurled an alligator thr
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Nintendo Updates Zelda's Official Timeline to Fit New Games
Ever since Hyrule Historia lifted the veil on the official Zelda timeline back in 2011, fans have had a firm grasp on how the series' story has progressed chronologically from game to game. But with a few games added to the series since then, we were due
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Think Twice About Trips in Late March
My friend and #TravelSkills chat co-host Chris McGinnis recently ran a post about why you should, "If possible, avoid traveling during the last two weeks of March this year."
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5 Injuries the Patriots Dodged a Bullet With
Here are five players who went down this season who are back and fall under the "they're lucky they didn't lose them for the year" as it pertained to their ailments.
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40 Minutes of Twilight Princess HD's Hero Mode Revealed
Hero Mode is arguably the mode many returning Twilight Princess players are most interested in. While they are pulling an Ocarina of Time 3D Master Quest style Hero Mode in Twilight Princess HD, it's still good to see just exactly how well this plays out.