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Ted Cruz Campaign Casts Softcore Porn Performer In Ad, Then Yanks It
Ted Cruz’s campaign accidentally went and hired a softcore porn performer for a recent ad touting his super-conservative values, even though the actress, Amy Lindsay, describes herself as a conservative Christian and a Republican. After it became aw
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Is Valentine's Day Bad For Your Relationship?
We were at an airport recently, waiting in the gate area for our flight to board when an incident inspiring relationship advice presented itself to us.
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Kris Jenner Gives Her Best Dating Advice
Kris Jenner was all about giving some important dating advice on Elle.com recently, according to UsMagazine.com.
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Jeb Bush So Proud Of How His Florida Boys Did Abu Ghraib
BREAKING NEWS, Jeb Bush opened his mouth and his dick came out and then he stepped on it: “I was commander-in-chief of the National Guard. I visited Iraq and Afghanistan. The National Guard in Florida took the responsibility of running Abu Ghraib pr
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The Ganondorf amiibo Does Stack with Hero Mode in Twilight Princess HD for 4x the...
We've certainly had a lot to cover in regards to Twilight Princess HD, which makes sense given the game is releasing in less than a month. One aspect that was extremely intriguing for those who like a challenge is the double damage mechanic offered by the
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IGN Shares Experiences Both Good and Bad for Twilight Princess HD
As noted earlier, IGN has had a chance to play quite a bit of Twilight Princess HD. They sat down to talk about that experience in their weekly Nintendo podcast. Jose Otero specifically was the one who got to play it and they go to great lengths to ease p
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For His Next Trick, Ted Cruz Will Ruin ‘Office Space’ And Geto Boys Forever
The Ted Cruz campaign dropped yet another of its efforts to coopt and taint all of American popular culture Friday, this time with an anti-Hillary Clinton ad ripping off a scene from Mike Judge’s Office Space, even accompanied by a parody of Geto Bo
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How to Make This Valentine's Day Special for Your Loved One
In 1653, a Mughal emperor shared with the world a token of his tragic yet enduring love for his favorite wife Muntaz Mahal, who died during childbirth.
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Bundys, Beyoncé And Rick Snyder’s Wife’s Birthday Cake. Your Weekly Top Ten.
Well hi there and good Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! Many newses happened this week, so it’s good that you’re here for us to catch up together! Haha just kidding, we are not together, because WE WROTE THESE DAMN STORIES, we don’t nee
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All Four 3DS Zelda Titles Crack IGN's Top 25 Games List
IGN recently updated their overall top 25 3DS games list and it now includes not only Ocarina of Time 3D, Majora's Mask 3D, and A Link Between Worlds (3 titles that were previously on the list), but it now includes Tri Force Heroes. Given the overall impr
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Happy Birthday Jeb! Bush, Don’t Set Yourself On Fire With Those Candles
John Ellis J.E.B. Jeb Bush was squirted out of his mama’s beautiful mind on this day, but in the last century, some 63 or so years ago, somewhere in the middle of a Texas oil field, probably. While his parents, Bar and Poppy, had hoped he&rsquo
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Ted Cruz’s Wife Libels God, Says He Looks Like Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz has one of the creepiest faces of any human ever to anchor baby hisself into America. It’s that special combination of how he doesn’t know how to genuinely smile — he constantly sports the expression of a person w
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Fan Has Created a Lineup of Custom Undertale Amiibo
One of the biggest indie sensations of 2015 was Toby Fox's fairy tale-esque RPG Undertale. Undertale is praised for its memorable soundtrack, its morality system and alternate endings, its creativity, and of course, its lovable characters. Undertale isn't
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Hillary And Bernie Have Big Fight Over Who’s Most Gayest For Obama
Oh hey Wonkers, did you watch Thursday night’s Big Exciting Democratic Debate? Well see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya if you didn’t! It was more of the same we’ve come to expect from those two crazy kids, Hillary Clinton and Bernie
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New York Saturday Afternoon! Drink Czech Beers With Us At Bohemian Beer Hall!
Allo allo allo! New York City we are in you, and Manhattan can go fuck itself! Meet us and the Official Wonkette Baby (star of stage and screen) at Bohemian Beer Garden in Astoria, Queens, Saturday let us say from 3:30 to 7! Since it is a beer hall, will
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Real Heroine of Twilight Princess HD Revealed
Twilight Princess HD is just around the corner and instead of releasing new information, Nintendo of Japan hosted a twitter poll asking fans who they thought was the Heroine of Twilight Princess HD.
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Michigan Lawmakers Tried To Solve Flint Water Crisis By Banning Buttsex
You might not think of Michigan as being in the running for finding the gays the ickiest, but it’s right up there with somewhere like West Virginia or Oklahoma or Kentucky. Thinking about the gays just makes the Michigan state Senate want to ge
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Remarkable Ways To Reuse Old Chairs
The chair has its life span, and as time passes they may break or simply become old that cannot be used anymore.
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Link Explores Zora's Frozen Domain Rendered in Unreal Engine 4
Yet another Zelda-themed Unreal Engine 4 project has been released by the very talented CryZENx. This time, the icy cavern known as Zora's Domain takes the spotlight, with Link braving the slippery surface for us to show off the graphic quality.
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Time For Hillary And Bernie To Call Each Other Big Hairy Dumb Stupidheads Again!
Oh look it’s time to do another Democratic debate because might as well. The New Hampshire primary is over, and now Hillary and Bernie are heading to Nevada and then South Carolina, and who’s winning? DEMOCRACY IS WINNING. As usual, you have q
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Tennessee Poors Refuse To Be Drug-Addicted Welfare Queens, Unfair!
If you are a Republican lawmaker in these US-es of America, you are absolutely certain that somewhere, a bunch of people are lazying around on their fat asses using their free Obamaphones to order ‘spensive lobster from Amazon Prime, and t
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15 Best Gaming Accessories Under $50
Gaming isn't a cheap hobby, but it's great when you can find quality products for cheap.
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Cliven Bundy Arrested, Remaining Oregon Militia Jackwagons To Surrender
Big news from the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon Wednesday night. While most of the armed militia squatters are already rotting in jail as political prisoners, the FBI decided it was sick of waiting for the remaining four to surrender alr
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Cleveland To Tamir Rice: Being Dead Is No Excuse For Being A Deadbeat
Look, being shot to death by police doesn’t get you off the hook when it comes to paying your medical bills. At least according to the City of Cleveland, which filed a notice with the probate court Wednesday, demanding that the estate of Tamir Rice,
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Mario Kart Flash Mob Turned a Mall Into a Race Track
Mario Kart is a blast on Nintendo consoles, but it looks even better in real life. The team at YouTube channel Base37 recently decided it would be fun to dress up as Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Wario, Yoshi, and Donkey Kong to bring Mario Kart to life...
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On Our Inevitable Disappointment With Bernie Sanders
This is not an endorsement of Hillary Clinton. While there is much I could say about her candidacy, her qualifications, or how I loathe seeing ostensibly-progressive Democrats joyously and uncritically repeating a quarter-century’s worth of slimy ri
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Creative Crafts You Can Make Out Of Plastic Straws
The number of possible recycling projects is probably a limitless one, since there are so many different materials you can reuse.
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Zelda Maker Now Called Legend Maker
Shortly after Super Mario Maker released there was some instant fan demand for a Zelda Maker. Nintendo pretty much shot the entire idea down based solely on the fact that Super Mario Maker was so difficult to actually create.
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Here Is Your Bernie Sanders New Hampshire Victory-Palooza Speech, For You To Fap To
Big news out of New Hampshire, like they rarely say! With 92 percent (and updating!) of precincts reporting, Bernie Sanders beat Hillary Clinton in the New Hampshire primary by a 60-38 margin to become America’s first Jewish president of the New Ham
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The Science of Loving Our Dogs
In commemoration of Valentine's Day, I'm investigating the nature of affection and how human interaction benefits the health of both owner and animal companion.
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Valentine's Day Treats for Your Cat
So you've got a feline valentine. Far superior to the human variety in many ways, we say.
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Turn Up! Missy Elliott Throws A 'Pep Rally'
Before the Super Bowl yesterday (Feb. 8), Missy Elliott held a "Pep Rally" on Saturday in the form of a new, energy-filled song.