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New Hampshire Really, REALLY Loves That Racist Jerkhole Donald Trump
Donald Trump finally redeemed himself after his humiliating weak-baby L-O-S-E-R loser defeat in corn mazes of Iowa last week, by winning the holy OMG hot dayum bejesus out of the New Hampshire primary Tuesday night. He whoop-assed the eleventeen othe
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What You Need to Know: Zika Virus and Travel Refunds
The Zika virus is a serious matter and I wrote this tip back on January 19: Why Pregnant Women Should Consider Postponing Travel to Latin America and the Caribbean.
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Wii U and Nintendo 3DS Patch Tweaks Zelda Characters
The final wave of downloadable content for this generation's Super Smash Bros. title is now available, which adds Bayonetta and Corrin to the roster. The patch to bring them in also included some tweaks for a few Zelda fighters, which we will list below.
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Rihanna Takes Us Behind the Scenes of Bringing 'Work' To Life
If you were wondering how Rihanna came up with her new Top 10 hit, "Work," you're in luck!
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Wonkette Babby Wins All-Important New Hampshire ‘Morning Joe’ Primary
ALL HAIL WONKETTE BABY! You already know that, because you “all hail” her all the time. But if you were doing your normal routine Tuesday, which is obsessively staring at the respective Twitter feeds of Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, jus
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Kimishima: Large-Scale 3DS Games Coming Soon
During Nintendo's financial results briefing last week, company president Tatsumi Kimishima responded to a number of questions regarding the future of Nintendo systems. His responses reflected a positive outlook for the future of the 3DS, as he is anticip
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Why is Ciara Suing Her Ex For $15 Million
theJasmineBRAND.com exclusively reports, Ciara is livid with her ex-fiance & baby daddy Future for spreading lies about her being a bad mother to the public and she has slapped him with a lawsuit.
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Pansy POW Loser John McCain Still Against Torture, Will Never Be President Now
Sen. John McCain has some stern words for you Republican presidential candidates who had yourselves a grand ol’ party time on Saturday night, debating whether waterboarding is torture (it is), whether we should do it anyway (we should not), and why
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Secret Emails Reveal The War Between Future and Ciara
theJasmineBRAND.com exclusively reports, Ciara and Future have been involved in a nasty battle behind the scenes for months.
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Zelda U and Twilight Princess HD Are Listed on Famitsu's Most Wanted
As you may know, Famitsu's most wanted list has contained two Zelda-related games for a while now: Zelda U and Hyrule Warriors Legends. Now Legends has launched in Japan, so naturally it has to be taken off the list. Another Zelda title has replaced it ho
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In 24 Hours, These Bernie Sanders T-Shirts Will Self-Destruct
Hey, remember when that nice and lawyer cease and desisted our most excellent Bernie Sanders For The Future T-shirts, because of how some (dumb) people might get a confuse? Well, this is your honest to goodness last chance Texaco to put one on your bosoms
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Wins Iowa Caucuses!
Guys, hot off the presses and BREAKING! and all of that stuff. The final Iowa caucus results have been released, by Donald Trump’s brain, and it turns out Ted Cruz did NOT win. Turns out Trump was the winner all along, but you didn’t know that
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Ideologies in Zelda Games Are "Kind of Scary"
Today we noticed some interesting comments from the series' producer, Eiji Aonuma, in a previous interview with GamesMaster. Aonuma talks about hearing fan feedback on how the latest in-development Zelda title is shaping up. He also talks about the fact t
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NH Primary Down To Donald Trump’s Watermelon-Sized Balls, Ted Cruz’s Vagina
In Manchester, New Hampshire, Monday night, Donald Trump continued an unbroken string of getting away with crap that would have sunk any other campaign in history, enthusiastically repeating a supporter’s shout that Ted Cruz is a pussy for hesitatin
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Florida Man Hurls Gator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window, Becomes Apex Florida Man
It’s been way too long since we’ve had the opportunity to check in on the adventures of Florida Man. Happily, he’s back. There’s just no more clever way to say this: a dude in Royal Palm Beach, Florida, hurled an alligator thr
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Nintendo Updates Zelda's Official Timeline to Fit New Games
Ever since Hyrule Historia lifted the veil on the official Zelda timeline back in 2011, fans have had a firm grasp on how the series' story has progressed chronologically from game to game. But with a few games added to the series since then, we were due
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Think Twice About Trips in Late March
My friend and #TravelSkills chat co-host Chris McGinnis recently ran a post about why you should, "If possible, avoid traveling during the last two weeks of March this year."
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5 Injuries the Patriots Dodged a Bullet With
Here are five players who went down this season who are back and fall under the "they're lucky they didn't lose them for the year" as it pertained to their ailments.
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Ohio Attorney General Lied About Planned Parenthood
Unable to substantiate the ‘baby parts for cash‘ hoax against Planned Parenthood, last December Ohio Republican Attorney General Mike DeWine tried moving the goalposts instead. Claiming that the organization had failed to “humanely&rdquo
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40 Minutes of Twilight Princess HD's Hero Mode Revealed
Hero Mode is arguably the mode many returning Twilight Princess players are most interested in. While they are pulling an Ocarina of Time 3D Master Quest style Hero Mode in Twilight Princess HD, it's still good to see just exactly how well this plays out.
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Pro-Lifer Buys Abortion Clinic To Offer Women Enticing New Range Of BS ‘Choices’
Look. We know that the very essence of the anti-choice movement is based on just stone cold lying to women, legislatures, courts, whatever. From telling people that AIDS can get through condoms to informing abortion-having sluts that they’ll pr
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Wolf Link amiibo Up for Pre-Order in Japan
So a strange thing has happened in the world of Twilight Princess HD and amiibo land. Earlier this year Nintendo of America announced that the Wolf Link amiibo would only be available with physical copies of Twilight Princess HD, and that all physical cop
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More Stories Of Incredibly Stupid Restaurant Customers
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. Today, we’ve got one of the classics: stories of fantastically dumb restaurant customers. As always, these are real emails from real readers. I
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Nintendo's President Wants More Games Like Splatoon and Super Mario Maker
In a recent Q&A with investors, Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima talked about the Wii U and his take on the kinds of games that are made for the platform.
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Can You Handle The Ultimate Briefcase?!
Nitrome is pleased to announce that our first ever published game Ultimate Briefcase is now live on the Google Play and the Apple App Store. So if you have a mobile device you can go and download it now!
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Step by Step Guide to The Last of Us Collectibles
The Last of Us Remastered All Collectibles Video Guide
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Grab onto your Pole and Bravely Vault away
Vault your way through canyons and obstacles...
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34 Part Detailed The Last of Us Walkthrough
Very detailed guide to The Last of Us.
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Beneath the Lighthouse is New Indie Gem and it's Free
New indie-gem, serene puzzler action about a boy in search of his granpa.
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Rust Bucket is Your Daily Dose of Turn-Based Dungeoneering
Turm based dungeons filled with traps and monsters, yum yum!
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Why Using a Matchmaker is Better Than Dating on Your Own
It's no secret that relationships are not always easy. In some cases, going to a professional matchmaker might be better than dating on your own.
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10 Signs You're an Awesome Girlfriend
A good percentage of the male population has been known to make a few mistakes when they finally find the right girl.