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Donald Trump Thinks Gays Are Just Terrific, Unless He Doesn’t. Who Even Knows?
Raise your hand if you think Donald Trump believes even half of the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Now if your hand is raised, use it to slap yourself in the face and ask yourself why you are hitting yourself, because you are WRONG. Case in point: Tru
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Swap Pricey Ingredients With These Cheap Dupes
Did you know? You can swap out pricier ingredients when making your favorite recipes at home.
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Iman Spotted For The First Time Since Bowie's Death
Iman was photographed in New York on Tuesday, walking her dog.
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Nintendo Teases New Features of Twilight Princess HD
Today, Nintendo uploaded a new trailer for the upcoming Zelda remake, Twilight Princess HD. Clocking in at 1 minute and 36 seconds, this video shows off the mysterious plot elements of the game, as well as some of the new features it shows off. These incl
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Nice Pastor Will Sell Church To Homos In Exchange For Butt Baby Love Offerings
Have you met this nice, totally normal pastor of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, James David Manning? He is the main dude of the Atlah Worldwide Ministries in Harlem, and his church is up for auction due to how it owes outstanding taxes and other debts t
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Would You Read Kate Hudson's Book?
Gwyneth did it. Cameron did it. So, naturally, it's Kate Hudson's turn.
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Bernie And Hillary Do Free College Benghazi To Each Other At CNN Town Hall
Oh gosh, what a week it has been, and it’s not over yet. First Hillary eked out the minorest of beatings against Bernie in the Iowa caucuses. Like so minor that if some of the coin tosses had gone the other way, we’d say Bernie eked out a beat
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What's Your Favorite Dungeon in The Adventure of Link?
It's no secret that Zelda II: The Adventure of Link is one of the most ignored games in the series. It's departure from the formula of the original NES Zelda title threw fans for a loop who were expected a masterful sequel. I am in the minority that appre
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Let’s Watch Hillary And Bernie Scrap Like Jilted Lovers. Your Democratic Debate Preview
Good morning, Wonkers! Did you watch the super exciting whoa-gazi jam session CNN did with the Democratic candidates last night? Did it send a thrill up your leg and leave a wet spot on your Down Theres? No? OK, well, that’s because town halls are s
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The Cutest Celebrity Couples in Young Hollywood
There's nothing like young love - and the celebrity couples in young Hollywood do it best!
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This George and Amal Story Will Make You Swoon
George Clooney broadcast his Venice wedding to Amal Clooney in Vanity Fair, PEOPLE, Hello!
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Will Johnny Depp Win a Grammy?
Johnny Depp was not nominated for an Oscar. You think Amber Heard was more disappointed than he was?
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Maine Republican Takes Bold Stand Against Free Lobster For ISIS Terror Bombers
When you are a Republican from Maine, you have to work HARD to come up with new ways to be a dick. Sociopath Gov. Paul LePage’s SPECIALTY, the thing that gives him morning wood, is taking food stamps away from poor people. One time he want
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Twilight Princess HD Avalanche of Details
Today the official Japanese site for Twilight Princess HD opened up shop, unveiling a large swath of details that either expanded upon features we were already aware about or simply offered details on yet to be announced stuff. Of course included with thi
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5 Ways Our Authentic Self Builds Healthy Relationships
When we are our true, authentic selves in a new relationship, we begin it with honesty about who we are and what we desire.
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Rick Santorum Wants To Bareback Marco Rubio. With Votes.
Oh well, guess Rick Santorum’s dreams have died again. Late Wednesday, Santorum surprised exactly no one by declaring that he would no longer be quote unquote “running for president,” and that he has decided Marco Rubio is the change we&
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Vacation Like a Pro: How to Override the Hotel Thermostat
Thanks to my buddy Gary Leff for teaching me this great trick: how to override your hotel room thermostat and set it as hot or cold as you like.
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SJP Is Finally Coming Back to TV
Sarah Jessica Parker was in New York yesterday shooting Divorce.
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Ocarina of Time's Great Fairy Rendered in Unreal Engine 4
Unreal Engine 4 has proven to be a very popular engine these days. Sure, it's free, and it being free is part of the reason it's been getting so much attention the last couple of years. However, we can also see our favorite Zelda titles (or at least, aspe
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Baby’s First Caucus! Baby’s First Drug Raid! Welcome To Iowa, America
We were still in South Dakota when the bullshit patrolman decided his canine had “alerted” on our RV — his canine had done no such thing, and my husband hadn’t actually “improperly changed lanes.” He hadn’t change
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Zayn and Gigi: Caught Kissing in Public!
Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik were out last night in LA, photographed leaving The Nice Guy.
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Michele Bachmann Not About To Let Obama Become Antichrist At The United Nations, No Way
Former Congresspastor Michele Bachmann has been playing the ol’ “The Bible Is A Roadmap For History” game again, and she has some pretty fascinating predictions about what’s going to happen in the Middle East any day now, as we hur
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New Twilight Princess HD Screenshot With All New Concept Art for the Ooccoo
Malo, posting from the Japanese Zelda Twitter has given us a look at another Twilight Princess HD screenshot, this time focusing on the Ooccoos. Alongside the screenshot, Malo has gifted us with a piece of concept art of the Ooccoo's original design. They
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Rand Paul Has Another Extremely Occasional Moment Of Sanity, Drops Out Of Race
See? The insane, dumb Iowa caucuses DO serve a purpose, and it’s to get rid of some more of these damn Republicans who think for whatever reason that they might get to be president someday, LOL as if. First it was Mike Huckabee, who skedaddled back
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16 Things You Have to Say To Your New Guy
But the art of expressing ourselves in living words, not typed ones, proves increasingly challenging.
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Are The Duggars About To Finger Our Souls With New Season Of ’19 Kids And...
We just … I … what? WHY? If this report from the Christian Post is in any way true, the TLC network is a buncha rancid whores: After seeing the success of [“Jill and Jessa: Counting On”], it was announced that TLC will
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What's Your Favorite Dungeon in A Link to the Past?
With just three games left to cast votes on, A Link the Past steps up as one of the true pillars in the series. Boasting an impressive 14 dungeons (13 in the original release, extra 14th dungeon in the Four Swords pack-in release on GBA), it will truly be
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Donald Trump Wants Iowa To Put Ted Cruz IN JAIL
Hooray, the real Donald Trump is back! We were worried Tuesday when it seemed like maybe he had been sedated after his SECOND PLACE IS FIRST LOSER finish in the Iowa Caucuses. He was tweeting all this lovey-dovey shit about how Iowa was a great experience
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40.000 Signatures for Danny DeVito to Voice Pikachu
Years after it was initially teased, Great Detective Pikachu was officially announced for 3DS last week. The upcoming Pokémon spin-off features a talking, crime-solving Pikachu with a gruff voice, at least in Japan. We don't know what the Great Detective
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Nintendo Shares Twilight Princess HD Art
With The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD drawing closer with each passing day, it's no wonder that Nintendo would want to build the amount of hype that they have been. For the last couple of weeks, we've been graced with daily tweets from "Malo" whi
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Tanya Burr Bashed for Giving Her Puppy a 'Dangerous' Bath
Yesterday, a ton of haters and animal-lovers decided to bash Tanya Burr on Instagram.
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Has Nintendo Done Enough to Convince You to Buy Twilight Princess HD?
We're now a month away from the release of Twilight Princess HD and we're left to wonder - has Nintendo don enough to convince you to buy the game? Let set aside whether or not they have done a good enough job marketing the game and really examine closely