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Deleted Comments Of The Week: Uh-Oh, Wonkette’s Killing White Folks Again!
Happy “Big Game Sunday” — as all the ads which haven’t paid the necessary licensing fee must call it — O ye Wonkers! Are you rooting for the one team of giant men who will suffer permanent brain damage for America’s amu
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Pro-Lifer Buys Abortion Clinic To Offer Women Enticing New Range Of BS ‘Choices’
Look. We know that the very essence of the anti-choice movement is based on just stone cold lying to women, legislatures, courts, whatever. From telling people that AIDS can get through condoms to informing abortion-having sluts that they’ll pr
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Wolf Link amiibo Up for Pre-Order in Japan
So a strange thing has happened in the world of Twilight Princess HD and amiibo land. Earlier this year Nintendo of America announced that the Wolf Link amiibo would only be available with physical copies of Twilight Princess HD, and that all physical cop
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More Stories Of Incredibly Stupid Restaurant Customers
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. Today, we’ve got one of the classics: stories of fantastically dumb restaurant customers. As always, these are real emails from real readers. I
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Nintendo's President Wants More Games Like Splatoon and Super Mario Maker
In a recent Q&A with investors, Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima talked about the Wii U and his take on the kinds of games that are made for the platform.
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Rick Snyder Probably Too Busy Ignoring Flint’s Poison Water To Notice All The Legionnaire’s
Just in case you were feeling extra peppy and cheerful today, we’re here to wipe that smile right off your face. Because the water crisis in Flint, Michigan, just managed to get a little bit uglier: in addition to the lead in the water that Gov. Ric
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Jeb Bush LOLs About How His Mom Used To Beat Him
What up, Jeb? Besides losing for president and trying to win supporters who will never come, because you are so pathetic? Oh, we see, you’re kiddin’ around at a “campaign event” about how terrible and horrible your mother Barbara B
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Can You Handle The Ultimate Briefcase?!
Nitrome is pleased to announce that our first ever published game Ultimate Briefcase is now live on the Google Play and the Apple App Store. So if you have a mobile device you can go and download it now!
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Step by Step Guide to The Last of Us Collectibles
The Last of Us Remastered All Collectibles Video Guide
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Mean Old Government Trying To Stifle Corporations’ Sacred Right To Screw Consumers
First, Elizabeth Warren decided to persecute fraudulent banksters by naming names of corporate bad actors who were the opposite of persecuted. Senator Warren, have you no shame support of a Justice Department that merely equates fines to justice? Yep, pre
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Scientists Aroused By 99-Million-Year-Old Spider Boner: Your Saturday Nerdout
Hope you kids are ready for some full-on nerding today, because it is Saturday and we have news that brings together two of the best topics possible: Science and sexxytimes. Oh, sure, the sexxytimes involve arachnids, but that was never a problem for Toby
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Grab onto your Pole and Bravely Vault away
Vault your way through canyons and obstacles...
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34 Part Detailed The Last of Us Walkthrough
Very detailed guide to The Last of Us.
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These Idiots Again, Minus Some Idiots: Your New Hampshire Republican Debate Open Thread!
Hey, just to prove that Democrats aren’t the only party to hold debates on a weekend evening when nobody except political junkies and shut-ins — hahaha, like there is a difference! — will be watching, there is actually a Republican debat
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Fine, Here Is Your Bernie Sanders On SNL Already. Are You People Happy Now?
As everyone knows, there are two objectives for any political candidate appearing on Saturday Night Live: Get your face on SNL, and do it without embarrassing yourself too badly. And don’t even try to match the performance of Jesse Jackson when he w
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Beneath the Lighthouse is New Indie Gem and it's Free
New indie-gem, serene puzzler action about a boy in search of his granpa.
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Grifty Marco Rubio Got $69K To Teach Two Whole College Classes Once In A While
Given that in Sarah Palin, the GOP has a person who is the all-time undisputed world heavyweight champion of grifting, we tend to overlook that some of the rest of them are also absolutely spot on in their abilities to get people to give them money for fu
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What Should Tennessee Do About Kid Who Shot Girl Over A Puppy? How About ‘Day-Drink’?
You might have thought last October’s story about the 11-year-old Tennessee boy who murdered an 8-year-old neighbor because she wouldn’t show him a puppy was one of the bleakest things Yr Wonkette wrote about in 2015, and it was. And now that
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Rust Bucket is Your Daily Dose of Turn-Based Dungeoneering
Turm based dungeons filled with traps and monsters, yum yum!
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Mean Tinder App Won’t Let Everybody #FeelTheBern, In Their Pants
OH GOLLY GEE HIP HOORAY, we think we found a story about the Democratic primary that will NOT make anybody weep and wail and gnash their teeths and beat their breasteses and helicopter their peeners in anger all over internet comments sections! It seems t
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Why Using a Matchmaker is Better Than Dating on Your Own
It's no secret that relationships are not always easy. In some cases, going to a professional matchmaker might be better than dating on your own.
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10 Signs You're an Awesome Girlfriend
A good percentage of the male population has been known to make a few mistakes when they finally find the right girl.
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Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder Buys Wife Unleaded Birthday Cake Fit For Marie Antoinette
So let’s say you’re the governor of a state where a city of 100,000 souls has been in the news because you poisoned the water, and where roughly 9,000 children have been exposed to lead, a neurotoxin for which there is no safe level at all. Le
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Mother 3 is Finally Going to be Released in the West
We've heard rumblings about Mother 3 finally getting a Western release ever since Iwata unveiled the original Earthbound for Wii U virtual console a few years ago. Now it's looking more and more likely that we'll finally see this elusive Japanese game mad
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Twilight Princess HD Recap of all the New Features
Earlier today, Nintendo launched the official Japanese Twilight Princess HD website, offering a ton of new details on the game including GamePad functionality and Hero Mode. We did our absolute best to collect all this exciting content in one place -- we
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Hillary Clinton And Ted Cruz Go To The Olive Garden With Satan. Your Weekly Top...
Guten Morgen, Wonkers, WTF does that headline even mean? Did Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz actually have a caucus with Satan at the Olive Garden and that’s how she winned all those coin flips in the Iowa caucuses? Ted Cruz was just there because he l
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Celebs Who Had Babies at a Young Age
We can sometimes forget that famous people are just like us; and to quote the old saying, "they put their pants on just like everyone else, one leg at a time."
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The Last Of Us Remastered Secrets Revealed
Unlockables, cheats, hints and more!
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Is it Time for LEGO Zelda?
You've likely seen us push some LEGO creation projects before around here. A lot of staff here are huge LEGO fans and while we understand they can't actually make any of these suggestions because they don't have a license agreement with Nintendo, the goal
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Brian McKnight Is Back and Better Than Ever
You know the Valentine's Day cliché: put on some Brian McKnight to set the mood. The crooner is back with a video for his brand new single "Better," another romantic ballad for the lover in you.
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The Twilight Princess Manga Released
As has been previously announced, a manga adaption for Twilight Princess will be releasing this year. Akira Himekawa's Facebook page has recently revealed the starting date of the manga, and where it will be available.
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Twilight Princess HD Supports Pro Controller
There are a few extra details from the official Japanese website for Twilight Princess HD we missed out on earlier today. One of the biggest details of interest to many Wii U owners is that the Wii U Pro Controller is fully supported.